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  • These Tits Though [Crop Hoodie]


    Comfy Cropped Hoodie for Amazing Tits Sooooooooo, have you ever put on a crop hoodie, looked down at your boobs, and thought “Holy shit, they look amazing today!” Our sexy yet comfy crop hoodie is designed for people with that sentiment in mind. And, yes, “people,” because men can have boobs, too. Somehow, my last…

  • Pinoy Noir [Crop Hoodie]


    Crop Hoodies for Filipino Goths So, story time. One day, I said to someone that a Filipino goth should be called a “Pinoy Noir,” because me and dad jokes are a thing. Naturally, I posted it onto Facebook to see what the reaction would be. There were a couple of days worth of groans, and…

  • Ray of Sunshine [Crop Hoodie]


    Cute crop hoodies for morning people Ever notice that some people are bright, sunny folks, no matter what time of day, especially in the morning, and especially before coffee? Those people are just plain fucking wrong. • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²) • Dyed-to-match…

  • High-IQ Stupid Person [Crop Hoodie]


    An adorable cropped hoodie for kale-eaters and other woke, high-IQ stupid people! “These, these woke, high-IQ stupid people, they walk around, they walk around with zip-lock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy…Now, if you wanna eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale…

  • American Bogan Logo [Crop Hoodie]


    Seasons changed and now it’s time for hoodie season! We’re certain this hoodie will become your new favorite comfort piece. You’ll especially love its trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings! • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²) • Dyed-to-match drawstrings • Made by Bella+Canvas •…

  • Loving Unicorn [Crop Hoodie]


    You’re gonna adore our premium Loving Unicorn cropped hoodie because Love is Love, especially if you’re a unicorn: a rare and magickal creature full of stabby-stabby rage because of homophobic cunts. It’s got a trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings so it’s bound to become one of your favorites! • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun…