These Tits Though [Funny Basic Unisex T-Shirt]

Unisex T-shirts for Amazing Tits

Sooooooooo, have you ever put on a shirt, looked down at your boobs, and thought “Holy shit, they look amazing today!”

Our basic unisex tshirt is designed for you with that sentiment in mind. And, yes, “unisex,” because men can have boobs, too. Somehow, my last college roommate had much perkier tits than my college girlfriend’s ginormous ones (as she can easily attest) — true story!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

If you have fabulous boobs, brag about it! Our short sleeve unisex t-shirt is printed especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little bit longer to deliver to you. Making products on-demand instead of in-bulk helps to reduce overproduction, so thank you for helping to contribute to a more sustainable future!