This is the Pledge of Allegiance, as it should be, because real bogans and rednecks are very much anti-authority and are, therefore, anti cop, anti government, and anti flag-fucking.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center