Naughty or Nice [Unisex Long Sleeve T-shirt]

So…have you been naughty or nice, this year? To the bogan slackers out there who gave it your absolute best, most half-assed effort and are damned proud of it, I hope that Santa understands and gives you this funny long-sleeve unisex t-shirt instead of a lump of coal, this year…

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs