Crop tops for woke, high-IQ stupid people are here!
“These, these woke, high-IQ stupid people, they walk around, they walk around with zip-lock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy…Now, if you wanna eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”
–John Kennedy (R), United States Senator for Louisiana, 05 Dec 2022
Yeah, the MAGAt actually said that with a straight face.
Meanwhile, he went to Vanderbilt University; the University of Virginia; and Magdalen College, University of Oxford.
• 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²)
• 40 singles
• Slim fit
• Side-seamed construction
• White is very thin — like scandalously thin
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras
This tight-fitting crop top t-shirt is made especially for small-framed, woke high-IQ stupid people as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on-demand instead of in-bulk helps to reduce overproduction, so thank you for helping to contribute to a more sustainable future!