High-IQ Stupid Person [Premium Tri-Blend Unisex T-Shirt]

$36

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A deliciously soft tri-blend tshirt for high-IQ stupid people

“These, these woke, high-IQ stupid people, they walk around, they walk around with zip-lock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy…Now, if you wanna eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”
-John Kennedy (R), United States Senator for Louisiana, 05 Dec 2022

Yeah, the MAGAt actually said that with a straight face.

Meanwhile, he went to Vanderbilt University; the University of Virginia; and Magdalen College, University of Oxford.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This durable (yet incredibly soft!) tri-blend unisex t-shirt is made especially for us woke, kale-eating, high-IQ stupid people as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on-demand instead of in-bulk helps to reduce overproduction, so thank you for helping to contribute to a more sustainable future!

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