Premium t-shirt for woke high-IQ, stupid people
“These, these woke, high-IQ stupid people, they walk around, they walk around with zip-lock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy…Now, if you wanna eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”
-John Kennedy (R), United States Senator for Louisiana, 05 Dec 2022
Yeah, the MAGAt actually said that with a straight face.
Meanwhile, he went to Vanderbilt University; the University of Virginia; and Magdalen College, University of Oxford.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This premium, short sleeve, unisex t-shirt is made especially for us woke high-IQ, stupid people as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on-demand instead of in-bulk helps to reduce overproduction, so thank you for helping to contribute to a more sustainable future!