An adorable cropped hoodie for kale-eaters and other woke, high-IQ stupid people!
“These, these woke, high-IQ stupid people, they walk around, they walk around with zip-lock bags of kale that they can eat to give them energy…Now, if you wanna eat kale, that’s up to you. I don’t eat kale. You know why? Because kale tastes to me like I’d rather be fat.”
-John Kennedy (R), United States Senator for Louisiana, 05 Dec 2022
Yeah, the MAGAt actually said that with a straight face.
Meanwhile, he went to Vanderbilt University; the University of Virginia; and Magdalen College, University of Oxford.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, or El Salvador
This cropped hoodie is made especially for kale-eating, woke high-IQ stupid people as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on-demand instead of in-bulk helps to reduce overproduction, so thank you for helping to contribute to a more sustainable future!