Fanny Packs

Somehow, fanny packs are back in style again

Okay, so they go by multiple names. You can call them waist bags, fanny packs, belt bags, moon bags, or belly bags. Whatever you call them, they’re a small pouch that is typically worn around the waist but can be slung over the shoulder or across the chest if you’re really trying to be hip.

HuRr dUrR yOu CaLLeD tHeM fAnNy PaCkS

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know some of y’all insist on calling them “bum bags” but we’re ‘Muricans and we call ’em fanny packs. Cope.