Dead Inside

Goth humor. Bogan misery.

Did you think bogans couldn’t be goth? Guess again! There are some absolutely bogan goths I’ve known over the years, and they flit about like bats out in Western Massachusetts if you know how to find their havens after sunset…

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  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Spiral Notebook]

    $25

    I am alone I am utterly alone… A good notebook is always there to help you take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams, or gush depressingly over your emo life. Our Dead Inside wire-bound notebook is a great daily companion to keep with you for whenever you need to put your thoughts…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Throw Blanket]

    $70

    Cold outside? Dead Inside! Are you feeling a chill from the depths of your darkest of dead souls? Toss our cozy throw blanket over you, or you can leave it casually draped over a chair the same way your mom hopes to be later tonight… • 100% polyester • Soft silk touch fabric • Printing…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Neck Gaiter]

    $26

    Hide your face from annoying normies Our comfortable neck gaiter, with its memento mori inspired Dead Inside print, is a versatile accessory that can be used as a face covering, headband, bandana, wristband, rave mask, and neck warmer. Grab one for keeping dust and bugs out of your face while you collect dead and neglected…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Large Bandana]

    $26

    Get ready to make a bold statement with our large Dead Inside bandana. Mix up your looks and use it as a headband, scarf, armband, or even an impromptu bondage accessory for all of your edgier play! • 100% microfiber polyester • Fabric weight in Europe: 2.5 oz/yd² (85 g/m²) • Fabric weight in Mexico:…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Long Sleeve Crop Top]

    $53

    Goth street-style crop top? Sure, why not! Our body-hugging Dead Inside long-sleeve crop top is made with recycled polyester and elastane and its memento mori inspired design is printed with water-based inks making it an eco-friendly choice for punk, goth, or even spooky athleisure looks. It also has a tear-away care label and a wide,…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Fanny Pack]

    $42

    The perfect goth club accessory! Our goth styled fanny pack and its memento mori inspired print is exactly what you need to carry most everything at the club, hands free, because it’s the right size — with a small inside pocket and adjustable straps — to become your favorite practical fashion accessory. Once you finally…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Duffel Bag]

    $75

    Dead Inside. The most space inside! Our spacious Dead Inside goth pattern duffel bag is the perfect carry-all for travel, running daily errands, going to the gym, or for your next stay-cation. The bag is sturdy and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with multiple pockets, including a private pocket with a zipper…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Drawstring Bag]

    $32

    A drawstring tote bag for all your goblincore adventures Our sturdy tote can be worn as a backpack with its drawstring closure top and narrow, contrasting shoulder straps. It’s a must-have essential for shopping, carrying a change of clothes for a night-to-nightclub adventure, or collecting dead and broken things like an obsessed raven. • 100%…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Large Tote Bag]

    $42

    Dead Inside. Even more space inside. In case you need to carry nevermore spooky crap, here’s our large Dead Inside goth tote bag! It even has a zipper pocket for small bones, dead leaves, twigs, or whatever goblincore shit you’re trying to collect. • 100% polyester • Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg) • Large…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Tote Bag]

    $36

    Dead Inside. Spacious Inside. Here’s our spacious and trendy Dead Inside goth tote bag to help you memento mori while carrying around every spooky thing that matters. • 100% spun polyester fabric • Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm) • Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) • Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [All Over Beanie]

    $32

    Warm beanies for cold-blooded goths Our Dead Inside beanie will help keep you warm on chilly days and serve as a stylish, if slightly morbid, addition to your gothy night-to-nightlife. It’s double-layered, soft, warm, and oh, so cozy! • 95% polyester, 5% spandex (fabric composition may vary by up to 1%, depending on the fulfillment…

  • Dead Inside Goth Pattern [Sleeveless Crop Top]

    $38

    Big titty goth girlfriends + body hugging crop tops = UNNFFF Printed all over with our Dead Inside memento mori themed pattern onto smooth, comfortable fabric. Then it’s cut, sewn, packaged, and shipped once an order is placed. Our sleeveless crop top is comfy, flattering, and form-fitting in all the best ways! • 82% polyester,…