I won’t just throw out a Donald Trump Mug Shot T-shirt or other “merch” without a design that takes into account the gravity of this moment in the history of the United States. Continue reading
Do You Love Bikinis and Adult Entertainers?
I recently received a few selfies from a good friend wearing a white floral print bikini that she received from American Bogan. Gabrielle is someone whose hustle I'm happy to help support in any possible. Currently, she runs a small website that I built for her to be her own spicy corner of the Internet, and we've been talking about doing the "influencer" thing to help each other's respective sites grow. For example...Continue reading
Sarah’s New Crop Tops and Skater Skirt
My dear friend Sarah was kind enough to send over a few short video clips of her tearing open a surprise package from us with her teeth containing two crop tops and a skater skirt. She immediately took a few smartphone photos of her wearing...Continue reading
How I Created a Floral Print From a Photograph
I don't usually take photos of flowers in my wanderings and I typically don't gravitate towards floral print patterns, but here's a short story about how both of them just sorta happened.Continue reading
Rhode Island Bogans, With Model Liz Arruda
I may have to consider exploring Rhode Island more in order to go bogan-watching because ah tell yew h'wut, for every boat-shoe wearing snobby Newport WASP are at least two ratchet bogans in Providence.Continue reading
Does America Have Bogans?
Does America have bogans? Yes! For example, let's start with the state that's proven to be America's national punching-bag...Continue reading
What Are Bogans?
When you think about it, this is all just a long winded and SEO-friendly way to say that bogans are nothing more than Australia's equivalent to Florida Man...Continue reading
Custom Hi-Top Shoes From Printify and ArtsAdd
Sooooooo, through Printify and ArtsAdd, I had a pair of hi-top shoes custom made and shipped a month ago. I’d completely forgot about them until they showed up today. I tried em on and my initial thought is that they’re pretty comfortable, even though my damned foot sizes a tad wide and that’s not typically...Continue reading
Google, FLoC, Chrome, and You
Wait. What the FLoC..? So, after successfully migrating American Bogan™ away from Shopify, it appears that the first blog post here is going to be about your privacy and Google Chrome. Sure, why not. If you haven’t heard of FLoC, or “Federated Learning of Cohorts” yet, I’ll try to give you you the easy explanation....Continue reading